:):)A secretary goes into her boss's office.
- Boss!
I've got two pieces of news: one bad and one good.
- Let's hear the good one first!
- Boss!
You are not infertile!
:):)For infertile women, a center has been opened for artificial insemination with a guarantee of high-intellectual offspring with planned physical traits.
A young woman comes in,
pays the bill,
enters the doctor's office: - Who do you want to have - a girl or a boy?
- A girl!
- Alright,
- and the doctor starts pouring the contents of the test tubes into a glass.
- What height,
build,
Waist, hips?
The lady said.
The doctor is pouring some liquid from one beaker to another glass again.
- What hair color?
- Please,
blonde.
The doctor picks the right test tube.
- Which famous actress or singer do you want to resemble?
- Slightly like Sofia Rotaru,
Laima Vaikule, and Pugacheva.
- Okay.
Now drink this!
The young woman drinks it and immediately falls asleep on the couch.
The doctor starts undressing her.
- Rotaru!
Vaikule!
Whoever she turns out like, that's who she'll be!
...Sometimes it happens that pregnancy doesn't occur.
He and she are together,
love each other,
try their best (measure rectal temperature, track ovulation,
lie on their back for a long time after intercourse,
change positions) and get examined,
examined, and examined...
Suddenly, problems with infections are found,
your doctor notices elevated prolactin or testosterone levels...
And you start taking antibiotics,
Dostinex, or Diane-35 (Angeliq,
Klayra, etc.).
How familiar this all is!!!
But pregnancy does not occur,
genes demand their own,
the family needs a child...
The time comes,
when understanding arrives,
that He and She lose the precious time of communication with their child while they are young and full of energy...
time,
which can be spent together high in the mountains,
skiing,
fishing, or traveling around the world...
In Vitro Fertilization or IVF...
This medical technology
allows in special conditions to combine two cells - male and female (outside the woman's body),
then (on the second to fifth day) the obtained embryo is transferred to the uterine cavity and the waiting period begins (2 weeks),
after which the expected result is a new life indicated by two lines on a urine test. Then, 9 months of monitoring and the long-awaited result - a son or a daughter!!!
And you get a child,
or even two :),
just think - FOR LIFE!!!
...You understood or were advised,
but the decision has been made to do IVF...
The search for a clinic begins, and the eternal questions arise - where is it cheaper,
where can it be done with one attempt and for sure?..
If you allow me,
I would like to clarify the situation a little...
Maybe,
this information will help you understand and make the right decision.
HOW TO FIND AN IVF CLINIC?
Let me tell you straight away - it’s not easy...
It’s not easy to avoid deception,
lack of attention,
meaningful approach to you...
Analogous to "gentlemen prefer blondes,"
one could say,
patients around the world choose "where it's cheaper"... and this leads to the creation of monster clinics with an enormous number of reproductive cycles and a complete lack of individual approach,
while patients resemble moths,
drawn to the flame...
Nowadays, no one is surprised by modern equipment,
good results,
новыми технологиями... Но вот осмысленный подход к пациенту остается редкостью.
И нужно всегда помнить,
что "дешевый сыр",
как правило,
находится в мышеловке!
WHAT AFFECTS THE RESULT?
• The entire range of medical services following the principle: FROM CONCEPTION TO BIRTH should be provided in one clinic.
• The clinic should operate without holidays and weekends.
• The embryological laboratory must be protected from electromagnetic radiation, equipped with multi-gas individual incubators,
криобанком и практиковать все виды вспомогательных репродуктивных технологий.
• Обладать опытом ведения беременности после ЭКО, котрое позволяет снизить вероятность «потери» плода.
• Длительная работа в области вспомогательных репродуктивных технологий (ВРТ).
• Иметь опыт работы с иностранными пациентами.
• Самостоятельно выполнять работу,
связанную с репродуктивной хирургией (лапароскопия,
гистероскопия),
cryobank and practice all types of assisted reproductive technologies.
• Have experience in managing pregnancies after IVF, which helps reduce the probability of fetal "loss".
• Long-term work in the field of assisted reproductive technologies (ART).
• Have experience working with foreign patients.
• Independently perform tasks related to reproductive surgery (laparoscopy, hysteroscopy),
this is often a crucial preparatory stage for IVF.
• Have an expert-level clinical diagnostic laboratory.
• Monitor the quality of medications.
• Be able to provide assistance at any time of day,
have 24/7 mobile communication with the attending physician.
• It is preferable to provide convenient and comfortable treatment conditions for the patient: day hospital and wards.
• The clinic must have air disinfection systems.
• Well-established clear legal support.
• The clinic must be autonomous, i.e.
have independent sources of heat,
electricity, and water.
COST OF IVF
The price is formed from several principal elements:
1.
COST OF MEDICATIONS
used in the reproductive cycle,
And it often depends on the AGE of the patient, previous surgical interventions on the ovaries, and the individual response to stimulation, as well as immune and other medications used in the preparation of the endometrium.
2.
COST OF THE CLINIC'S WORK,
which typically includes all consumables,
culturing media,
labor costs, and the clinic's earnings.
Generally,
this price is also not fixed and often depends on the age of the patients,
their genetic characteristics,
the experience of the doctor managing the IVF cycle,
assistive technologies that are used in this specific cycle.
Clinics need to survive somehow,
so there are also lower prices.
Today, due to the lack of genuine brotherhood among reproductive doctors, phenomena such as dumping flourish,
which is usually practiced by numerous "Varangians" from other countries,
doctors - defectors from other clinics, etc.
All this smells bad and ultimately affects both the outcome and the possibility of clinic development.
After all, it is clear,
что в этой области все стоит очень дорого и ничего из ничего не происходит. Поэтому,
наверное,
"цыганская почта" (рекомендации пациентов из уста в уста,
уже получивших результат),
является,
пожалуй,
одним из важнейших критериев,
который можно и нужно использовать при выборе клиники.
Вообще же,
все очень просто...
Для реального результата (получения беременности),
нужно,
как правило,
только две ключевые вещи: это качество эмбрионов,
состояние (качество) эндометрия и воля Господа Бога.
ВСЕ!!!
Everything is very expensive in this area, and nothing happens from nothing. Therefore,
probably,
"gypsy mail" (patient recommendations by word of mouth,
who have already gotten results),
is,
perhaps,
one of the most important criteria
that can and should be used when choosing a clinic.
Overall,
it is very simple...
For a real result (achieving pregnancy),
generally,
only two key things are needed: the quality of the embryos,
the condition (quality) of the endometrium, and the will of God.
THAT'S ALL!!!
there is nothing else...
By following these three conditions, you will indeed get the result "in due time": a daughter or a son,
or even two,
for a lifetime!
FOR A LIFETIME!!!
Igor Perelygin
